In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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