So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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