I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
this will be a night to untag.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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