at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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go home
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
this is an emotional support booty call
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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