I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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