That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
