We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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