gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't turn off my feet"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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