Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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