we have pet lesbian snakes
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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