During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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