If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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