So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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