yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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