Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i don't like sucking hair
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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