google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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