DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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