So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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