I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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