My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When did angry sex become our thing?
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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