Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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