I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
false alarm, still single
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