I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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