Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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