I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
