can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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