How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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