there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
