also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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