i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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