I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You work out of a Hotel?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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