I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I believe in your delicious
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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