I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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