Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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