People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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