y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She told me I should be a condom model.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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