Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
should my penis look like a turkey
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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