i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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