Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
Thatβs legit
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