I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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