Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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