me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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