My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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