I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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