They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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