dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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