Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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