Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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