i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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