i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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