do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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