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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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