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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

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  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (925): View more from California

  Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (415): View more from California

  If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.

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• (845): View more from New York

  the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

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• (310): View more from California

  Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.

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