whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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