Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
im on a boat
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