Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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