I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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