i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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