you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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